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The Worst Haircuts in the English Premier League

Posted by Alex Shuptar on Nov 25, 2018 3:25:35 AM

Last week, Manchester United midfielder and Belgium international Marouane Fellaini shocked the soccer world by cutting off his infamous curly locks which have been a trademark of his appearance since coming to the Premier League in 2008.

Fellaini’s new haircut started a discussion in the Elkins Park facility of the worst looks the EPL has seen in recent years.

Here’s our list. Let us know in the comments if there’s anyone you think we missed!


There’s receding hairlines. And then there’s Gervinho.


David Beckham

For a man that’s become a style icon and captured People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” in 2015, there’s no excusing the cornrows he wore in 2003 while playing for Manchester United.


Raheem Sterling

The bizarre bouffant Sterling sported during Liverpool’s 2013-14 campaign made him appear better suited to line up alongside Derek Zoolander and Mugatu than Steven Gerrard and Luis Suarez.


Slaven Bilić

The only thing that’s fluctuated more than the results of the former West Ham and Everton gaffer is the amount of his hair.


David Seaman

The ponytail and mustache had us questioning if he was trying to look like Yanni.


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